I've got nothing to do today but smile

  • Adele: Rumour has it she ain't got your love anymore. Rumour has it, rumour has it, rumour has it, rumour as it...
  • Me: DON'T FORGET ME I BEG.
  • Maroon 5: I've got them moves like Jagger I've got them...
  • Me: JUMPIN JACK FLASH ITS A GAS GAS GAS
  • Bon Jovi: It's my life!
  • Me: THESE ARE MY CONFESSIONS, JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I SAID ALL I COULD SAY MY CHICK ON THE SIDE SAID SHE GOT ONE ON THE WAY.
  • The Police: Don't stand so close to me.
  • Me: YOUNG GIRL YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND.
  • Hall and Oates: You make my dreams come true.
  • Me: I CAN'T GO FOR THAT.
  • Rihanna: With you i'll always share...
  • Me: CAUSE I'M SINGING IN THE RAIN, JUST SINGING IN THE RAIN. WHAT A GLOOOORIOUS FEELING, I'M HAPPY AGAIN.
  • Friend: Oh my God, you are singing them all wrong.
  • Me: No you are.
Via let's do the fork in the garbage disposal.

whudduplex:

literally what keeps me awake at night



(Source: amazinghiddleston)




urlsquatter:

I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why

Via May the odds be ever in your favor.

(Source: -kunis)







I don’t think I will ever accept an award on behalf of so many people. From Ralph Fiennes to Helena Bonham Carter to Hedwig and Dobby and all of them, this is amazing! We had over 200 cast members and I wish they could all be up here with me now. Sadly, they can’t. Obviously, I share this award, in particular, with Dan and Rupert. Wherever you are, I hope you’re watching and I miss you both dearly. Just… thank you! I really, really appreciate it. Thank you! - on accepting Best Cast at the MTV Movie Awards

(Source: emmadaily)


theninapena:

so one of these is going to be my senior quote

Via You Tetra-Titted Tosser
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